Krista in Argentina

Oh Argentina
You lucky freakin' country
Take care of her please

or

Drove to the airport
Just trying to say goodbye
Man, I hate Delta

A Birthday

I turned twenty-six
dentures, gray hair, elastic
just around the bend

stray puppies

So cute and helpless

How could someone just drop them?

Wish we could keep her

Morning Breath

Like a Killer Whale
Morning breath is on the hunt
Tastes like death inside

Rainy Days

rain says drip, drip, drop
maybe I should watch Bambi
not April showers

Labor Day

I don't have a job.
I don't have any children.
vacation...hazah!

cover letters

a fact: i can't spell
trying to say it just right
oh, how i loath thee!